Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 23, 2009

swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 7, 2019

Swedish Racehorse

To stick one's finger in somebody's painting

Your masseur broke two of my sacre bleu while giving me a swedish racehorse

by MadLIbby October 11, 2009

Swedish meatballs

Guy inserts entire package of meatball sauce up girls vagina then proceeds to shove his ball into the vagina then pulls then out and the girl sucks the “swedish meatballs”.

time for a tasty Swedish meatballs snack

by Thesexman...5 December 12, 2019