shannon

dumb

who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb

by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020

Hit Shannon wallis day

You can hit Shannon wallis anywhere on every Wednesday

Hit Shannon wallis day you can hit her on every Wednesday.

by Epicgamer6969696969 October 13, 2020

Shannon

She is a girl full of beauty with the promise of trust issues, deceit and lies. You can give her all your love but as hard as you try to love her, she'll end up making a dating account behind your back and hurting you in the worst way possible. The pain you will receive is ridiculous. If you tell her to get off her phone, she just won't because of her addiction to her electronic device. Care too much, and she'll leave. Don't care at all, and she'll make up scenarios in her head where you fucked someone else.

"Yo did you hear about Shannon?" "Yeah she's a whole skank. I wouldn't want to talk to her."

by lucarandazzo January 16, 2023

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023

shannon

somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks

"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"

by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 5, 2023

circling over Shannon

expression, Irish English.

When an individual stalls for time in order to appear somewhat sober when in reality, they likely are far from sober.
Based on a diplomatic incident in Shannon, Ireland on September 30, 1994 where a heavily inebriated Boris Yeltsin circled over Shannon Airport for an hour on his aircraft, before landing and refusing to come off for a while before emerging, seemingly sober but only if you didn't look too closely.

"Ah, but surely we can go now. If we stall much longer, his da will think we're both circling over Shannon!"

by S. J. M. November 18, 2023