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Raisin pie

He went down to her butthole and had some raisin pie.
by Tommysan70 September 6, 2025
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Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.
by Vinkertron January 30, 2025
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raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.
I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.
I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.
by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025
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Raisining

(Verb) The shriveling up of ones testicles, commonly seen when in cold environments, or in fright.
Past tense: raisined
Present/Future tense: raisining
The man was raisining when he stepped into the harsh, cold winter.
by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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