Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.

The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!

by DuckDB February 23, 2021

Professional Street Memers

Professional Street Memers is a discord server that has a giant collection of racists. The server was first created on the 14th of July in 2020 and is currently known more as PSM.

Professional Street Memers is the third discord server in a collection of discord servers, coming after TMC (The Memers Club) which came after TMU. (Top Memes Users) What separates Professional Street Memers from the other 2 servers is that it wasn't created by the creator of the last servers 2 known by the members as "Asshole Sousa" and isn't entirely under dictatorial rule.

Guy 1. "Hey you heard of this discord server called Professional Street Memers?"
Guy 2. "Sounds like a server with a bunch of racists."

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.

I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.

by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Mannorism Professional

A Mannorism Professional is a person that displays proper communication skills, proper social and everyday etiquette skills, good moral dynamics, good corporate professionalism skills and the ability to display these characteristics on a daily basis in personal and business situations. Anyone can become a Mannorism Professional with the proper training.

Jasmine completed the training curriculums at Rachelle Logan Media and became a certified Mannorism Professional. She now carries herself with great confidence and conquers everything in her path.

by Mannorism Professional September 7, 2022

Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.

Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.

by AAAyes October 29, 2022