tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 27, 2019

fs melted

what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something

McDonald’s is closed fs melted

by Sk8rshrek March 23, 2019

Melted hersheys

When your ass has diarrhea

Damn I gotta go to the bathroom I got some Melted hersheys

by Sighnamecuff June 3, 2019

Melt

When someone fancies someone but has been friend zoned and won't shut up about them.

Max "i'm see an absolute worldie tonight"
Jack "ahh nice man, get in there"
Max "I've been friendzoned"
Jack "stop being a melt man!"

by MegRoe August 23, 2019

Melt

Dayde watts

You truly are the king of melts 🙄🙄

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melt

Your typical Health and Safety Officer, who often doesn't turn up to events. And was only occasionally seen from from 2000 to 2010 when his turtle neck jumper was clean.

What a fucking melt!

by EPC massive June 4, 2018