Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022

Mong

A person belong to/from the Mongdem

We are the greatest mongs!

by Alexander - author February 12, 2022

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by anonymous December 27, 2020

the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021