Luke

He is an amazing person. He's one of the greatest guy ever. He has an amazing body with awesome muscles and great hair. He's perfect. He has a Wonderful personality, funny, caring, friendly, very sweet, charming and brave. At first then after u fall in love with him he'll cheat on u like a fucken asshole, like he did to me. He broke my heart and I cry over him every night and I hope to get over him. I hate him so much for breaker my heart but at the same time I still love him so very much

1st girl: he's totally a Luke 2nd girl: yea he is jus like Luke.

by Shz February 20, 2015

Luke

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

Luke

Is a tall, hot guy that uses girls for sex, takes his fans for granted, likes to date manipulative bitches named Arzaylea. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. He fakes being shy and quiet to get more girls, and he's just a total ass.

Look at Luke trying to get those girls to sleep with him when his girlfriend is all the way in LA.

by ex_lukegirl September 4, 2016

Luke

A really nice guy who has slept with everyone. But, he has a small cock

Hey here comes Luke.

He's so hot.

Yeah but he has a small dick.

Yeah I know

You've slept with him too?

Yeah everyone has.

by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 9, 2016

Luke

Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.

Oh, luke? He's dating Mia.
Yeah luke is cute

by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019

Luke

A boy that has a great, playful, and sometimes even dirty sense of humor. He is usually the best guy friend that a person could ask for. He is all the girl's best friend, but he is far from just the friend zone! He is very sensitive and shows his emotions, but in a manly way. Luke is a person that is the brilliant. Luke is overall an amazing person! If you have a Luke in your life then you are quite lucky!

My boyfriend broke up with me, and Luke was the first to comfort me!

by LaLaLaUke November 22, 2019

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019