The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

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Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024

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When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

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I lava you

Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’

Kid 1: ########
Kid 2: huh?
Kid 1: sorry, Roblox tagged it, I meant: I lava you

by JAYJAY <3 February 24, 2024

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lava belly

synonymous with heartburn

I had sriracha on my falafel, so now I have a bad case of lava belly!

by SpicyOne112 July 27, 2022

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Lava Dick

LAVA SHIT DICK- when inserting male member in female anal cavity and low and behold you didn’t know she had diarrhea and you pull out to a hot steamy shitty dick..

Example : My buddy had lava dick after he banged her asshole out.. it was covered in hot shit

by Dicky Small June 22, 2022

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