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Isaiah

Isaiah is a type of guy who is obsessed with grapefruit and stuffing. He will not stop at nothing to get his stuffing, grapefruit, or any food. He throws tantrums if he doesn't get his meals and especially grapefruit. He always watches asmr and mukbang on school computers in computer labs and has a time limit on his phone.
"what do you want?"
"grapefrut"
"oh your like isaiah"
by its.kels.izurieta April 23, 2020
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Isaiah Jones

Isaiah is honestly a pretty cool person, I’m only mean to him sometimes and I’m glad that I met him because he is now my close friend. He watches porn on Tuesdays and I feel like he can make good waffles. He’s the type of person to tell you your ex a dumbass and then say sorry right after. He’s good at pulling all-nighters and he’s a good person in general and I like talking to him because he said funny when he does his Bri-ish accent. Almost peed myself. I enjoy being friends with Isaiah even though some days he takes hours to reply. I think he gonna be a stripper when he get so older. Anyway to end this on a good note he’s really funny and a good person to I think talk to. We are birthday twins so that’s pretty cool if you ask me. The end I’m sorry it’s not that I interesting
Hey look it’s Isaiah Jones, he so got a big ween in his mouth
by Girl273838293 April 25, 2020
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Isaiah Jeantette

He is a ugly ass hoe, he dose not pulll the hoes. He has a very small pp and he likes guys
Isaiah jeantette is ugly
And likes guys
by Truefox381 February 19, 2020
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Isaiah Haynes

A African American without a father,similar to ej Johnson because he’s black and gay and BOTH ARE TERRIBLE
Person 1:have you seen Isaiah Haynes today
Person 2:no why?
Person 3:he forgot to give my money back after giving me terrible head
by Big ole sexual chocolate February 26, 2020
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Isaiah

Isaiah is the hugest man you will ever meet. He had big diamond pickaxe he will mine your donut with. He is real tall.
Ellie: Have you seen Isaiah's Diamond Pickaxe

Lauren: Yeah he shagged me with it the other day.
by Isaiala March 2, 2020
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Isaiah

That one romantic gay person that will sit in a hot tub less than 5 feet apart
Person1:I'm gay

Person 2:Wow Isaiah
by Gayboy387 May 25, 2020
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