Indie Helmet

Beanie with a crispy fold that sits above the ears. Preferably black with no logos. Must be indie kid for it to be an indie helmet or else it’s just a douche beanie.

Yo dawg sick indie helmet, oh your heads getting cold and you wanna hit the mosh pit? I can hold it for you in my tote bag with my new vinyl.

by Jawny jawnson January 30, 2020

French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020

Freezer Helmet

When someone has a huge, bulbous erection in the winter months.

Hey ladies, look at Frank’s freezer helmet!

by Dddeezzzzznuts August 26, 2020

fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

coppers helmet

Head of penis. Copper is British slang for a policeman, their protective hats are bell shaped

I don't know how the soccer player didn't score from that position.
I could have put it in the net using my coppers helmet!

by mshypz July 3, 2017

helmet swap

When two dudes, who are fucking a chick at the same time, switch condoms mid fuck.

Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.

by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 30, 2016