A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint
Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the Jackie's husband mug.A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.
Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.
by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024
Get the simulation husband mug.a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off
by willieluver July 25, 2022
Get the belles husband mug.The male half of a couple engaged in the hotwife kink that helps his partner hook up with men she finds attractive. He may break the ice, build her up in conversation, and help her with logistics. A wingman husband will approach this as a partnership for her to get what she desires, though the hotwife kink often does not involve the husband playing as a threesome. (That's it's own thing. See swinger and threesome.)
This term arose to differentiate from a "cuckhold", who is the male half of a hotwife couple that plays in the context of submission or a humiliation fetish.
A wife acting in the same role as a wingman husband is called a "wing woman".
This term arose to differentiate from a "cuckhold", who is the male half of a hotwife couple that plays in the context of submission or a humiliation fetish.
A wife acting in the same role as a wingman husband is called a "wing woman".
Wife: "Oh, he looks hot. Do you feel like being my wingman husband tonight?"
Husband: "Hang tight, baby. I'll see if he's alone and wants to come over for a drink."
Husband: "Hang tight, baby. I'll see if he's alone and wants to come over for a drink."
by Slaymeister July 27, 2022
Get the Wingman Husband mug.a teenage boy tiktoker that posts pics of William afton fanart and talks about how hot the photos are also posting black guys twerking on fridays
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Get the Wills official husband mug.Husband Drop: When a married woman repeatedly mentions her husband in conversation, similar to the "boyfriend drop," to signal that she's off-limits. This is often used as a subtle power move as well.
Lee: Bruv, I was in my local shop the other day, talking to the woman behind the counter, and she mentioned her husband like five times! bruv LOL.
Frank: She gave you a proper bad husband drop, bruv LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I wasn’t even interested in her; she was like 60 years old, bruv! LOL
Frank: Don't lie bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: She gave you a proper bad husband drop, bruv LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I wasn’t even interested in her; she was like 60 years old, bruv! LOL
Frank: Don't lie bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026
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