flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate

Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.

by Goosed12 October 10, 2015

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018

Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.

That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.

by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.

Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.

by Lindsaygotallthemoves June 27, 2016

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

gripping sink

When the shit is so intense that you have a vice grip on the sink next to you.

"Hey man, I'm gonna be a while, I'm in here gripping sink"

by reeeeeeeee123 April 10, 2020