Jake Eli

The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.

I wish I knew Jake Eli.
Jake Eli is the best

by Chloe Ross February 15, 2018

Eli Kohout

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.

Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.

by gajaman October 3, 2018

Eli Moss

come from the depths of sexiness, means sweet, loving, and vigorous

damn he is so eli, he must get all the girls, too bad Emily Hartwell has him all to herself

by Emily Hartwell July 7, 2004

Eli

Eli has a miggett dick . He also has a great personality and is super strong

Eli has a miggett dick

by #Elihasatiny November 9, 2019

ELI

A pussy ass bitch who can't a girl for more than a day and will most likely be lonely.

Hey I just broke up with Eli.
Eli is annoying as shit.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

eli manning

Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.

That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.

by SD_fan February 5, 2008

Eli on a Wednesday

Eli on a Wednesday is when a short French girl (usually without consent) looks at a tall male's genitals.

"Hey what did you do on Wednesday?" "Oh well it's Wednesday so I went outside and did some Eli on a Wednesday"

by OblivPoggers December 2, 2020