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Minority Engineering

1.The act of repairing or fixing an object without the means or resources needed for the repair; with the purpose of keeping it operational until somebody else comes along and breaks it so its their fault, or until one can take it to someone who can legitimately fix the problem. 2. The politically correct term for "nigger rigged."
Guy 1: How did you fix your car without getting it to the mechanic?

Guy 2: Oh I minority engineered it with some zip ties and electrical tape. I take it in some time next week.

The minority engineering used on the pipes will hold up for a week or so
by Cashtangoteam April 13, 2011
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v8 engine

The solution to all of the worlds problems, besides fuel economy. Traditionally used American Muscle cars. (The best cars in the world) Known for being really powerful, heavy, torque-y, and fast.

Often seen destroying rice burners' wimpy 4 cylinders and V6's.

Rice burner: My Honda Civic Type R-S 4/5 Twin V-TEC J.AP is gonna own anything. It runs 17 second quarter miles!

Hot Rodder: My 454 V8 Big Block has 700 HP and runs 9 second quarter miles.
V8 V8 Engine Power Speed torque 454 427 350 Big block Small block
by BigMac33 January 5, 2014
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Swerve Engine

noun, slang

1. The name of an experimental Rock band from Madison Wisconsin.

2. A term for female genitalia.

A Swerve Engine is anything that causes a state of confusion or euphoria. Such as drugs, alcohol or really good sex.
It can also be anything that causes you to be out of control or enraged. Essentially causing you to, "get your swerve on".
"Man my girl has the nicest swerve engine you could ever touch."
by Mr. SnowmanPants September 9, 2011
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software engineering

The process of defining the actual functionality of a software program, the planning and programming of said software.
I´m a programmer, I work in software engineering.
by Marvin January 22, 2004
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Engineer's Arm

The increase in muscle mass you get in your arms after pushing or pulling the fucking heavy ass metal doors at Brooklyn Technical High School for 7 hours a day and 5 days a week.
"My arms hurt from the doors"
"You got engineer's arm."
by Bths student November 26, 2011
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Afro Engineered

by Mary March 10, 2003
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Bradley Engineer

A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.

Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."
by Mystic-X June 21, 2007
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