Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Explosive diarrhea

Basically what your ass would feel like if you had the flu.

Explosive diarrhea is not so fun my dude.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011

Flying Diarrhea

it basically means shooting diarrhea, and is often referred to as 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'
E.g.

Toby: i just got flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo went flying lol

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023

Flying Diarrhea

basically means poo that flies

also called 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'

Joe: i got da flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo flies LOL

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023

Diarrhea of the mouth

Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.

He had diarrhea of the mouth. Ernie loves to research everyone and tell everyone about there lives because he has diarrhea of the mouth. He can not help but save everything because he loves to use it when he has a very severe case of diarrhea

by Biglove2 December 9, 2020

Good Diarrhea

When you're taking a shit and have severe diarrhea but everything comes out in such a fluid motion that it actually feels good to shit

"Having an orgasm is just like having good diarrhea!"

by cucklordmcgee January 1, 2021