Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Explosive diarrhea

Basically what your ass would feel like if you had the flu.

Explosive diarrhea is not so fun my dude.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011

Huge diarrhea

When u stand up and realize that u flooded the entire school with straight loose diarrhea and it covers everything with straight up brown lumpy liquid jeeezzzzzzz

Fam i had the most steamiest huge diarrhea of alll timee

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Diarrhea of the mouth

Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.

He had diarrhea of the mouth. Ernie loves to research everyone and tell everyone about there lives because he has diarrhea of the mouth. He can not help but save everything because he loves to use it when he has a very severe case of diarrhea

by Biglove2 December 9, 2020

Good Diarrhea

When you're taking a shit and have severe diarrhea but everything comes out in such a fluid motion that it actually feels good to shit

"Having an orgasm is just like having good diarrhea!"

by cucklordmcgee January 1, 2021

Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.

Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.

by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021