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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
She plays a mean wet crotch defense.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024
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Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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max defense mode

When Mary tries to proof she's right saying total bullshit
Mary got into max defense mode, she must be fucking crazy
by Elona Muzzgy February 28, 2023
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Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro
I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me
by thisuernameisunavailable March 12, 2023
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