cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team

The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year

by not jason kidd April 10, 2023

A Cuban

- A type of necklace/chain popularized by modern rappers

- the way a necklace is made

“Look at a Josh over there, what is that he’s wearing ?”
“He wearing a Cuban”

by Redpotato April 24, 2023

Cuban breath

A sent that comes off the breath that smells like coffee and shit. The smell typically fill the whole entire area . You can smell it in the morning or during the day In Ubers, Lyfts, taxis classroom, offices and clinics etc

It smell like Cuban breathe in here. Boy yo ass got Cuban breath this morning.

by Kieashia September 19, 2023

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.

Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.

by Bollybones June 16, 2022

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass

I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic

by SussQuatch August 18, 2022