Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

cranking the gears

To drive something; make something happen; run the show

Underneath the corporate veil, cranking the gears, aren't moneys, robots, or artificial intelligence, but people: managers, employees, corporate executives, and shareholders. -- "UNSCRIPTED: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Entrepreneurship" by MJ DeMarco

by LBRT August 1, 2017

Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

crank suck

To suck the cock of a huge cranker

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said

by Crank suck May 17, 2018

Crank gaze

To cast one's eyes in the direction another individuals groin area with the intention of checking out the bulge.

Tim, quit looking at cute guy's sweet package, you're crank gaze is obvious.

by HLundquivstlvr69 May 28, 2022

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021