Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.

"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."

by capnjasbo October 21, 2023

Colorado School of Mines

A community of "gifted" "students" who all share the similar interest in miners O_O

bro, are you from colorado school of mines?

ofcourse dude, I love miners

yo, me too dude, thats so awesome

by Bilbo Ballin November 14, 2023

Colorado

A state that is run by liberal communist motherfuckers who let fascism go on in their state

I cannot stand Colorado, there’s no fucking freedom in that state! They also want to take Trump off the 2024 ballot! - Josh

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023

Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.

“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”

by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023

Colorado sauce pocket.

Lauren Bobert during her days as a model...

I loved it when my hubby Jasyson with a Y called me his Colorado sauce pocket. It was when we always got together with all of his buddies. I had Is Mountain Dew as my support during those times.

by So fa ki ng November 25, 2023

Camping trip to Colorado

An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.

“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”

“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”

by arlingo December 6, 2023

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023