Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee

“Clay is such a weirdo”
“Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

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Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee

“Clay is such a weirdo”
“Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

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Clay Tezel

A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love

There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel

by KYSJ3WB0Y December 13, 2023

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Asher Clay

Asher Clay is the kind of guy you need in your life. His dick is so fucking long and his ass is so round and thiccc. He doesn't need to go out pimpin' for the hoes, they surround him; his massive cock their source of life. His cum repairs wounds and can be used to heal all sorts of ailments, just by digesting his jizz.

Asher Clay is the dude that if you cross him, than he will get you and never let get away with your wrongdoing. This nigga loves to play wit you, but his darkside comes around the corner real fast.

Asher Clay is a daddy for sho with Alpha energy, a real king. No fake-ass nigga can even come close to him.
Asher Clay's only weakness is his love for the homies. He'll help them whenever they need it.

"God I had Asher Clay in me last night!"
"OMG really? Was it good"
"The best! He's so big and his cum is delicious!"

"Asher Clay is a real one!"
"Yeah he'd. do anything for the homies!"

by graystone227 December 19, 2023

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