Colton

Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.

Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out

by Randy Philips February 9, 2024

Colton

colton, a true king. hes usually spotted in the wild. He is a football. likes to snipe people.

yo bro have you seen colton today?
yeah bro he was seen with jacob savoie earlier

by coltonisking February 19, 2024

Colton

A Viking warrior who has Scandinavian blood and only fancy's Swedish women.

ex colton

by mrthiccums July 20, 2022

colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

Colton

Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.

Colton is the best person I know

by kenzadoodle :) June 15, 2022