This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020
Get the tighter than bark on a tree mug.A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
Get the barking seagull mug.Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011
Get the Bark and Ride mug.An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
Get the The Dogs Were Barking mug.This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.
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Get the My Dawgs Are Barking mug.This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.
by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023
Get the My Dawgs Are Barking mug.If someone barks at you it would mean that they are most likely obsessed with you or like you majorly.
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