batty lips

Swollen lips from a night out from licking them too much, often happens when taking MDMA.

You've got pure batty lips

by idontknowomgpls February 6, 2017

Batty

LOML

Batty is a Gigantic Ginger that wants to re-arrange the insides of a 5ft 3 Irish crackhead . He acts hard but he is the softest man to ever exist.He's said to have the best fingers in the business and is able to eat pussy for hours (supposedly) .Batty has an unholy obsession with HG and hopes to oneday marry her and have Three kids ;).

by Batty's Future Wife October 11, 2023

Batties

We all know what baddies are. Don't get it fucked up. A batty is a big and tasty. A fat bih. The type of chicks you could only dream about if you could only get some pussy.

You be passing McDonald's like dayum peep those batties right there.

by RedWhiteGuy January 28, 2024

batty waste

Someone who does something wrong and blames others.

You see birch? He scratched all that car and blamed it on Aaron! Mans such a batty waste

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

batty waste

A name given to someone who blames other for their actions

Yo, you hear about birch? Blamed captain Kennedy for scratching a car, which he did, mans a batty waste.

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

Batty bottler

A batty bottler is a pussy keyboard warrior that loves to cheapshot strangers and act like they can fight. They normal go around saying that they will scran batty but they don’t actually ever do it cause they are too pussy (normally an arsenal fan)

A batty bottler example is : Luke- Jack get ur Batty out and I’ll scran it . Jack - ok * gets sexy batty out*. *luke runs away cause he’s a pussy .

by Batty bottler May 2, 2023

Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023