slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National ass pic day

July 4th send a guy a ass pic

Guy: hey yk what tdy is, national ass pic day

Women: oh ya!

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by Hdjndndbdhjdnnx July 3, 2023

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

National ass pic day

Celebrated in August 23rd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules
Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it

Today is national ass pic day, oh *sends ass pic* thank you

by TheBestmenofThemenformen August 23, 2023

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title

When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023