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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023
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butter

that butter though
by anonymous February 11, 2023
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Peanut butter brain

To be tied, confused l, or in a daze
by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
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Butter muncher

A slur for someone who’s incredibly, unbelievably, morbidly obese.
“Did you see that guy with his gut hanging out of his shirt?”
Oh fuck, he’s a butter muncher for sure.”
by Kenna <33 February 19, 2023
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mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 23, 2023
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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