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Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
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Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
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Chocolate Churro

When a female shits in a mans mouth while he is eating her ass
Damn bro I ate Melissa out and she Chocolate Churro’d
by GloppinBoop September 10, 2021
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chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.
Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe
by rev.swim September 11, 2021
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Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
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chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
by Onesexymf September 26, 2021
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Chocolate Pedicure

When during intercourse, you insert your big toe into your partner’s anus.
My gf wanted to get her nails done, but we were broke, so I offered her a chocolate pedicure.
by Wizardbutter September 26, 2021
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