Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

Chocolate drizzle nut

Penis with doo doo spreaded on your balls

Can I have some of your chocolate drizzle nut please Daddyyyy

by Blasiaa Jones June 4, 2022

Tuna Chocolate

When your ladyfriend wipes from back to front and it smears

Jen Jen wipes from back to front for her man Tommy tutone *Tuna Chocolate

by #Teameverhard December 8, 2021

Bulgarian Chocolate Bar

The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.

Dang bro i really pulled the Bulgarian Chocolate Bar on that crazy girl last night

by Potatonado December 20, 2021

chocolate

something gross.

1:"Wow this chocolate is so good!"
2:"Chocolate is gross!"

by frog_times December 25, 2021

chocolate covered banana

yummy bonaner

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022

chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022