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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.
How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022
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two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.
"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"
by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022
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two time

14 nerfs
two time got 14 nerfs
by septuagint bambi January 20, 2026
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