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Tim Urban

The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N

American Idol Contestant

HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)

Hair flick ;)

Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1

Tim Urban: *smiles*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*

Tim Urban: *hair flick*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*

Example 2

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: =.=

Tim Urban: *smiles*
by timurbanlover November 26, 2010
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tim(e)

Someone who always finishes tests last and is never where they are supposed to be because they're at the "dentist."
Tim(e) is so lame.
by omar January 13, 2004
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Tim Howard

Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.
Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!

Well claimed by Howard!!

That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!

Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!

Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004
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Tim Wong

Sex symbol from Hong Kong. He is well known for his singing voice and is one of the best dancers in the world. Loves the Dong.
Did you see Tim Wong from Hong Kong? I hear he likes the Dong.
by Hong Kong Dong April 23, 2010
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Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.
by Wally May 7, 2004
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The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"
by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010
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Tim it up

This party was kinda lame, so we decided to Tim it up, and shit got wild!
by freshoutofcatchyslogans September 24, 2011
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