Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!

Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.

by __Ari__ September 23, 2021

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021

testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.

Yeah man… Lindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.

by Horse Peen July 3, 2021

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!

by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019

Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40

I have blue testicles

by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018