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Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!
Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them
"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"
by rb ryan December 11, 2024
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Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Stabbing

The Walmart stabbing is not terrorism and they are not doing it for me they are doing it for themselves because nobody wants to be "legally" harassed indefinitely some other people can profit off of them.
Hym "The stabbing isn't terrorism and the sooner you accept that the sooner your kids stop getting murdered."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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Until somebody gets stabbed

Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.
Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
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Kids are getting stabbed

Hey! You know who HASN'T stabbed any kids?
Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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Stab & Grab Truck

Aka Repossession /parking enforcement type of self loading under reach configuration wrecker tow truck , method performed is Truck works very quickly to stab under vehicle activate L arms lift vehicle & vacate location before debtor/negligent driver can arrive & cause issue
Yo brah I saw the stab & grab truck scoop up Jamal’s Infiniti at zero dark thirty! Bank don’t play !
by Scratch Legba March 27, 2025
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