split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives

Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?

by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020

You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do

Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX

by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013

split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

by pigslips October 17, 2013

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011