Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.

L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.

by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023

In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?

“Are you sure you can do that in your situation?

by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023

Flower Situation

When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it

"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"

by ArellanoDinoe May 15, 2023

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

Dot-Dot-Dot Situation

When your hanging out with people from the opposite gender, and conversation is flowing very well, leading you to believe/think you have a possibly of getting play later that night.

Raymond noticed that Leandro was shooting his shot at Sheila earlier tonight, and judging by Sheila’s body language, Raymond told his friend William that it seemed like a Dot-Dot-Dot Situation. Leandro popped her cherry 37 minutes later.

by RoflSalts88 September 11, 2023

megaton situation

Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything

The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.

by Gatesby September 16, 2023

Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020