Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018

Dog Shitter

When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.

WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"

by dettmann5 April 22, 2018

Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020

Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017

hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017