super saturday

A traditional event that takes place at Robert Morris University and all the students get completely plastered from the morning to night.

"I'm getting shitfaced for super saturday"

"I'm trynna be on all the hoes during super Saturday"

by Crocsncleats April 23, 2023

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023

Saturday

The best day of the week. No arguing. Either the 6th or 7th day of the week depending on what day you start with.

David killed somebody on Saturday.

by axelerator May 17, 2023

saturday at midnight

to hint towards the fact ur gonna kys.

henry letham: Saturday at Midnight. That’s when I’m gonna do it.

by literallyryangosling August 22, 2023

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning

Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

by Analus Samus October 18, 2019