Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

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ramen._.k

Most amazing person on earth.They are amazing,sweet,funny,caring,understanding,and overall a EPIC PERSON. Also may or may not have a piss kink

ramen._.k is very nice

by Bagel.Of.Hope March 7, 2021

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Ramen

Apparently served with instant noodles

Kemp Porter's serving suggestion for Ramen is nothing short of cultural appropriation

by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021

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Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

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stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.

“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024

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