private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021

private soda

when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth

“Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
“Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan

by blue_boxers008 September 27, 2021

private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.

Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now

by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021

Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these

josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3

by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021

Private school nose

Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.

Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.

by Lueisms August 24, 2022

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Private School

A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school

Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??

Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol

by Thy mother xd April 26, 2022