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Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face
I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.
by Nightsky December 18, 2022
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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship
Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends
non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge
by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023
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plank

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine
by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023
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Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.
Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
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jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 29, 2022
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