planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly

fucking planet jade

by trip trip March 24, 2012

planet west

when someone is strung all the way out on meth gone with the wind and thinking crazy things they have a look on their face like duuuuuuhhhh!!!!! they need to lay down sleep it off and come back down to earth!!!!

hey dude i got on one the other day i was totally on planet west... had to sleep a few days and come back down to earth...

by loveyourface99 February 23, 2011

whats the biggest planet on earth

An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.

Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth

by Googleplexian November 23, 2021

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

Planet

Something that could be cool, deadly, gas, solid,and mostly liquid.

Planets are cool but they can kill people

by Cats4Life…………………….. April 2, 2023