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bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
by #1penpal September 1, 2022
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Hate Pal

Pals that sit at the end of the bar and talk shit and spread haterade on the other patrons and general trash.
Frank: Jade and Chris have become close Hate Pal.

Amy: Well fuck!!!!!!
by TOTEMIR September 2, 2022
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pal

a way of mocking someone.
this is used to be sarcastic
Me: pal what is confusing there

Your flop ass: 😡😡😡
by Quinny178 October 29, 2022
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Pal

A brick wall who stops Kumon workers from reading homework
by horatioqpantaloons November 2, 2022
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receipt pal

a narcissistic app which gaslighted its users into stealing their data.

changing their guidelines once they had X amount of users to steal their information & rig the app.

🫦 capitalistic tendencies 👄
receipt pals CEO is buggin by preying on low income citizens
by polygram420 November 13, 2022
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receipt pal

a narcissistic app which gaslighted its users into stealing their data.

changing their guidelines once they had X amount of users to steal their information & rig the app.

🫦 capitalistic tendencies 👄
receipt pals CEO is buggin by preying on low income citizens
by polygram420 November 13, 2022
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National Kiss Your Best Pal Day

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!
by duvetslayz April 24, 2022
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