Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.

The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.

by MAGA4All October 4, 2025

Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.

The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.

by MAGA4All October 4, 2025

iShadow ace micro

The best possible ace micro named after the legendary iShadow

Wow, Bob, that was some iShadow ace micro

by pishkozavyr rex October 6, 2025

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025

micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.

He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.

by ardakirca March 14, 2025