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Marc

Marc, sweet handsome guy.
Long hair, Black/dark brown eyes.
He has a long dick.

Talking to Marc is very hard cause he's shy. But loves girls around.
Michael: Oh that's Marc there.
George: Oh yes with his girls.
by Anonymous Nicholas November 24, 2021
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc

If your name is Marc, 100% g*y and if not, a simp
literally g*y or simp.
This guy is probably named Marc because he is so gay.
by Bien Macabro November 22, 2021
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Marc

Tall German with big ass shoes who plays games and only tells the truth. His name can be used as a synonym for asshole
Me: Hey I like ur shoes
Him: Fuck off
Me: Wow what a marc
by Kiste511 November 22, 2021
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Marc

Described as a God, you'll want to have a Marc on your Life. He's the best boy, kind, lovely, caring, sharing, he has all you want. He's the most loyal person you'll ever meet. If some girl has the opportunity to be his girlfriend, she will be the happiest girl ever. He's also the official husband of Monika and Yuri from Doki Doki.
Girl 1: did you see Marc? He's the best!

Girl 2: Yea, I Will ask him to be my boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey, I was going to ask Marc first!

Girl 2: Then let's ask Marc together, I'm sure he could make us two happy at the same time.
by God of Gods 9999 November 21, 2021
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Marc

Marc is an kepper, he has the biggest dick and is the attractivst. Marc is like a greek god, ripped asf and can steal anybody girl and your Mom.
"This dude has such a big dick"
"his name must be Marc"
by Marc's dicksucker 69 November 21, 2021
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Marc whitley

A massive knob that’s only use in life is painting
Marc Whitley is a massive knob whos only point in life is painting
by Marclikestouchingkids November 21, 2021
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