lance

addicted to sex + gay and down bad for his manz

lance: more daddy ahh ~~~

by wjshwhwhshhss December 13, 2021

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

Lance

Is priceless

damn he's Lance

by ABSOLUTELY HUGE MAN March 25, 2022

Lance

The weirdest of weirdos.

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"

by bigtrey12345 February 1, 2022

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021