White Glove Inspection

To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.

"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."

by Orkut25678 December 3, 2009

Meat Glove

A self powered handjob using someone else's hand

Deacon D gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-stand refused to go through the motions.

by Jizzmo August 31, 2014

All gloves and mittens

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".

Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015

white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019

Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.

We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.

by a. dow. February 27, 2011

Gravy-gloves™

A porous set of gravy filled gloves that when used properly, increases the value of chicken.

Squeezing chicken while using your gravy gloves instantly increases both the flavor and value of any chicken.

I just applied pressure to this chicken while wearing my Gravy-gloves™, and my life has never been better!

by A Brilliant Man July 15, 2011

Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

by Kavukkii March 15, 2021