Gage

A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

gage

a simp

gage you are a simp

by ogga boga September 29, 2021

Cannon Gage

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.

I would Cannon Gage for you

by CAHERMAN March 3, 2022

Gage

A suspicious individual

“Yo, that gage guy is sus, I think he just vented medbay!”

by Brvh August 28, 2021

Gage Brodeur

Will always be down for sex no matter what sexuality.

Hey bro I’m feeling really horny rn, I could really be a Gage Brodeur

by GageHater33 August 30, 2021

Gaging

Gaging is a slang term used to define what happens when oismuh and Rojo meet in person.

I think I saw oismuh and Rojo gaging the other day.

by Timmy Brennan May 16, 2021

Gage

A hot and sexy fatboy

Wow gage is soo cute and chubby

by Brindob June 18, 2025