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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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The Bend-Over Trick

When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.
Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.
by Lmybh December 5, 2011
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space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.
If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.
by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011
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bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"
by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023
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Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.
"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"
by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023
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The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023
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Bend the block

Circling around the beef's neighborhood, potentially looking for the enemies to attack!
"Yo Dre you ready? We finna (going to) bend the block right now, grab ya sexy ass shiesty."
by YungGladiator January 15, 2024
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