Situation

A catch-all term used by prison inmates in order to "hide" information that they don't want to get into trouble for discussing on the phone. Often times a reference to drugs that inmates are attempting to acquire through various means and methods. Used more frequently for this purpose on the East Coast. "Situation" can also be a reference to a territory an individual has been charged with for the purposes of dealing drugs.

"Don't uh, don't say too much, I can't talk about anything specific, but uh, I got that um, that situation coming next week."

by Happy Helperton December 15, 2020

Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.

Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday

by Gottasitch May 3, 2021

lulotte situation

A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together

I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do

by James Micheal June 7, 2022

bad situation

the best song made in the naruto ost besides from the sad flute song or something like that
it plays in naruto when someone is getting their ass beat or something is wrong for example it played when Sakura and naruto thought sasuke got kidnapped by them bitches that took over the arena

person a: what is your favorite song
person b: I love the bad situation song from naruto
person a: … *piano sounds*

by sazuke August 23, 2022

$12 situation

when you bet on somethings outcome after its already happened, particularly saying you bet $12 that the outcome is strange or chaotically neutral.

I can't believe she tripped over her own baseball bat. What a $12 situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

Steppenbrother's Situation

The scientific term for when someone gets stuck in a one-way hole (I.E. a Washing Machine) with no way to get out without the assistance of another party.

While doing the smex is the most common response to a Steppenbrother's Situation, it is not the only one.

Person A (Jack): Dammit Claudia, how the fuck did you get stuck in the AC unit!?

Person B (Claudia): Does that look like it matters right now!? Get me out!

Jack: Nah, as a high ranking member of the Mickey Mouse Club, I have to analyze this Steppenbrother's Situation so that it doesn't happen again.

by MDLuffy1234 September 4, 2022