Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute

Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression

by Issybaeness August 7, 2019

Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.

Callum singleton is a nitty.

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019

Callum

Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan

Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt

by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019

Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.

“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”

by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

Callum

An extreme insult to welsh people everywhere

Hey mini callum

by The mEmE fAm September 12, 2017

callum glover

A very big dickhead

But friendly most of the time

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next

by Dacoolestguy May 27, 2017