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I wish a bitch would Wednesday

You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.
Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you

😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽
by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 16, 2023
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Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.
Wu. It works. I told you it would.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
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i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.
Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."
by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020
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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.
Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?
by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022
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NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny
1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR
by Sarcastic_mummy June 11, 2022
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